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Bird Limericks

10,000 Birds

A certified non-vegetarian Avian veterinarian Is flying today With a condor fillet, So he’s carryin’ carry-on carrion. * The chicken hawk–It’s a bit sad– Is disparaged. Edmund Conti * A chabo’s a minuscule chicken So cute that your heartbeat will quicken. The troubles they’ve had!

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Economic Conditions Make People Eat Less Steak

Critter News

They're just eating chicken instead. Tags: economics vegan meat vegetarian. but don't get excited.

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Vegan Atheist 40+ Parenting

Animal Person

Hal Herzog writes about how many people who say they are vegetarians will also say they ate meat within the last 24 hours. And of course, many self-identified vegetarians eat fishes and/or chickens. Then there's the instructional video sent in by a viewer teaching us how to make chicken cutlets. He laughed, but nervously.

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On Vegan Devastation at PF Chang's

Animal Person

One manager told PETA Eats that most people prefer the vegetarian lettuce wraps over those with chicken. M: (long, long pause) So the spring rolls, the vegetarian lettuce wraps and the Ma Pa Tofu I've been eating for years are not vegan? Everything else has chicken stock, oyster sauce or non-vegan sugar.

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On Wipeout and Lion Burgers

Animal Person

Interviewer: "Are you a vegetarian?". I mean, I eat chicken and fish.". Interviewer: "Wait, so you want to abolish animal cruelty, except for chickens and fish, (pointing at the contestant) because she doesn't like them?". Contestant (flustered): "We, well, we used to have chickens on our ranch.". Contestant: "Nope.

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On Food/Lifestyle Disputes At Home

Animal Person

She warns wives and mothers not to move a family toward vegetarianism before everyone is ready. And it wasn't "vegetarianism" rather than "veganism," as though my husband went from omnivore to vegan overnight, I do understand that most people stop eating flesh first. When I read that last sentence, I cringed.

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On "Food Inc."

Animal Person

There's no remotely vegan or even vegetarian (though I'm not even sure what the latter would look like) message. Then they yank the heads, slit the throats, and de-feather and gut the chickens. They grill the chickens, and trust me when I say it's all presented as a peak spiritual experience.

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